On Eliminating In-Flight Pretzels
(and consumer focus)


The 21 June 2005 edition of the Zeitgeist e-Zine

OK...right up front. This is gonna be a rant.

A few months ago, I was having lunch with the incredible Marsha Lindsay of the brand development firm Lindsay, Stone & Briggs when she asked me a very provocative question: If you could consult any company, what would it be?

Without missing a beat, I said Midwest Airlines. I went on to explain that Midwest (which we featured on an earlier post) was completely missing the boat in the post 9/11 world...and I had the solution.

For those that haven’t experienced Midwest, this is an airline that entered the world as the business traveler’s airline. Their slogan was “the best care in the air.” Every seat leather. Four seats per row (2x2). Wine and Champagne served throughout the plane. Gourmet meals. Warm and Gooey Chocolate Chip Cookies. Fabulous flight attendants and service.

In a nutshell, it was an airline in which every seat was first class. And, for business travelers in the ‘90s, it was well worth the $80-$100 more per round-trip that it cost to fly Midwest. But, when the economy soured and business travelers were forced to cut back, Midwest panicked. They cut the drinks and the food. They should have cut the price.

Now, I’m not one to advocate discounting. I think it’s one of the worst strategies that a business can adopt. However, when business travelers are forced, by external forces, to retreat to suffering in steerage on the other airlines...I would have met the competition’s price and offered first class service for the same fee.

There’s not an airline on the planet that could have competed with that strategy on the routes that Midwest runs...especially given the cattle-car mentality that most airlines run today. The campaign would have been simple and to the point: “First Class for Coach Prices.” And Midwest would have had full flights at $350 rather than half full flights at $450 (you do the math).

I saw Marsha again earlier this month at Brandworks University...and I thought of that conversation we had. And, today, I think I would answer her differently. Today, I would probably say that I would rather be the CEO of an airline...because, with the exception of Virgin Atlantic, Southwest and JetBlue, I know I could run a better operation than what we all have been forced to accept.

You see, deficits make companies stupid. And, yes, most of the legacy airlines are in deficit situations. But that doesn’t mean that you forget the customer. Last month, I was on a United flight from Denver to Madison that was diverted to Milwaukee to unload 20 passengers that were stranded in Denver because of a cancellation of their flight (probably because there were only 20 of them and they could cram them on our plane). The Madison passengers were incensed that their 11pm arrival would now be after midnight because United was going to drop the Milwaukee passengers first.

As one passenger angrily opined, “you’d think a Chapter 11 company would try to use less gas by stopping in Madison first” (as Milwaukee is further east than Madison). But, as I sat and stewed at the inequity of this bizarre routing decision, I realized the method to United’s madness. It wasn’t about us. They needed the plane to end up in Madison for a flight the next morning.

And that’s why I’m offering my services as CEO to any airline that is visionary enough to accept. Northwest Airlines just announced that they are discontinuing pretzels on their flights in order to save $500,000 a quarter. The resulting public discussion about their financial condition will cost them more.

You see, most of the deathwatch attention had been focusing on United, US Air and Delta. And, I know I'm not alone in thinking twice about booking seats on an airline that might not be in the air next month. By announcing the $500,000 a quarter elimination of pretzels (of all things), Northwest is drawing attention to the fact that it lost $440 million last quarter. People are starting to talk.

You know, rather than cut pretzels, I’d look for a way to separate myself from the pack. As all the other airlines start charging for their stale trail mix, I’d look for a Midwest Airlines style advantage...like Chocolate Chip Cookies. I’d try a page from Southwest’s customer service playbook. I’d copy all the cool ideas I could find (if I couldn’t come up with any of my own).

Besides, emulating the competition ain’t so bad. All but a handful of airlines have copied each others’ inane in-flight announcements, deplorable treatment of travel agents, sensationally bad snacks and ham-handed handling of baggage. Why would it be so wrong to copy something that the customer actually enjoys, for once?

That’s what I’d do in my first 100 days at the airline...because it’s not about what makes it easier for the company. It’s about what makes it more enjoyable for the customer.

Even without me at the helm of one of these corporations...I have a suspicion that they’ll learn that in the months ahead. Unfortunately for some, they may learn the lesson a quarter too late.

Bill

 

 

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